Title says it all. Link to story here
The two best sentences:
"He heard her and thought it was a hog and just shot."
The mistake was not actually related to her appearance.
I have to try that.......
He shot her again? She's likely to go buy some expensive ass shoes. Or start doing some jumping jacks and gourmet sandwich making.
That is just plain silly, their teats are located differently. Well, maybe not the article didn't provide a picture of her.
Dupe times many. Link above.