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 Authorities find $1 million cash in storage unit rented by Navy Vets' Thompson
GurkaDin  [Member]
5/4/2012 10:42:48 AM


http://www.tampabay.com/news/publicsafety/crime/authorities-find-1-million-cash-in-storage-unit-rented-by-navy-vets/1228150
SS109  [Team Member]
5/4/2012 10:43:56 AM
Three Kings/Kelly Heroes, the sequel.
TheGunCollector  [Member]
5/4/2012 10:49:31 AM
If convicted - death by stoning.
Slavac  [Team Member]
5/4/2012 10:51:09 AM

Originally Posted By TheGunCollector:
If convicted - death by stoning.

You will sit here and smoke $1,000,000 worth of this sticky icky until you die from it. Go!

What? No, no we didn't budget for Cheese-its thankyouverymuch!
AZBADBOY  [Member]
5/4/2012 10:52:37 AM
Who the hell could sleep knowing you have 1 million in a damn storage place? I'd be freaking if I had 5K in one.
Bettendorf  [Team Member]
5/4/2012 10:55:58 AM

Originally Posted By AZBADBOY:
Who the hell could sleep knowing you have 1 million in a damn storage place? I'd be freaking if I had 5K in one.

It might not be that hard if you didn't earn it.
Chas8008  [Team Member]
5/4/2012 10:58:30 AM

Originally Posted By AZBADBOY:
Who the hell could sleep knowing you have 1 million in a damn storage place? I'd be freaking if I had 5K in one.

Where would store two suitcases of cash?
Lumpy196  [Team Member]
5/4/2012 11:02:21 AM
Originally Posted By SS109:
Three Kings/Kelly Heroes, the sequel.



Did you read the article?

The words aren't big. Give it a try.
Ptlm724  [Team Member]
5/4/2012 11:06:05 AM
If he had been on the run across the country, my bet is there are a couple more storage units scattered around. As specially if he was using stolen IDs. There's so much money these scum bags can r
wring out out of just one name, let alone multiple. A million is a drop in the bucket when you think about what this guy was doing. I've seen people lose litteraly everything from ID theft. I hope he rots in a cell for the rest of his miserable life.
Admiral_Crunch  [Team Member]
5/4/2012 11:06:12 AM

Originally Posted By Chas8008:

Originally Posted By AZBADBOY:
Who the hell could sleep knowing you have 1 million in a damn storage place? I'd be freaking if I had 5K in one.

Where would store two suitcases of cash?

Safe deposit boxes?
Razoreye  [Member]
5/4/2012 11:10:07 AM
Originally Posted By Admiral_Crunch:

Originally Posted By Chas8008:

Originally Posted By AZBADBOY:
Who the hell could sleep knowing you have 1 million in a damn storage place? I'd be freaking if I had 5K in one.

Where would store two suitcases of cash?

Safe deposit boxes?

Bad idea. USAPATRIOT Act and all.

ghengiskhabb  [Team Member]
5/4/2012 11:14:41 AM
If guilty (and he probably is), death by ripping his cranium out through his anus.
callgood  [Team Member]
5/4/2012 11:20:50 AM
Originally Posted By Chas8008:

Originally Posted By AZBADBOY:
Who the hell could sleep knowing you have 1 million in a damn storage place? I'd be freaking if I had 5K in one.

Where would store two suitcases of cash?


I would put it in 6" diameter sections of PVC and drop it in the septic tank.

R_Fury  [Team Member]
5/4/2012 11:21:20 AM
Turn him loose to the military vets and what ever happens to him happens. Donate the money to the Wounded Warrior Foundation.
JellyBelly  [Team Member]
5/4/2012 11:21:50 AM
Originally Posted By ghengiskhabb:
If guilty (and he probably is), death by ripping his cranium out through his anus.


If guilty, his head would only have to move a few inches, because he already had his head up his ass.
Schlange  [Team Member]
5/4/2012 11:24:18 AM
No need to get all dramatic about it. Just take him out back and shoot him.
hourglassing  [Team Member]
5/4/2012 11:33:14 AM
Originally Posted By Razoreye:
Originally Posted By Admiral_Crunch:

Originally Posted By Chas8008:

Originally Posted By AZBADBOY:
Who the hell could sleep knowing you have 1 million in a damn storage place? I'd be freaking if I had 5K in one.

Where would store two suitcases of cash?

Safe deposit boxes?

Bad idea. USAPATRIOT Act and all.



Specifics? Anybody feel free to contribute. What part of the law allows random inspection/seizure of SDB's
Q3131A  [Team Member]
5/4/2012 11:38:09 AM
If he is granted bail, he will never be seen again. I'm sure he has several similar money dumps across North America.
speedracer422  [Team Member]
5/4/2012 11:49:25 AM

Originally Posted By Q3131A:
If he is granted bail, he will never be seen again. I'm sure he has several similar money dumps across North America.

I really doubt any judge would grant bail when they haven't even determined his real identity yet
Uncooperative, accused of defrauding charities, and an obvious flight risk...he's not going anywhere


Speed
nuke41  [Member]
5/4/2012 11:56:54 AM
I wish he'd stop by our VFW hall one night for a drink, we'd take care of him. One of our members is in the tree removal business and has a huge wood chipper for when we're done with him