What am I going to wake up to in the am?
Some kind of party next door. We're not really close as we are all on 3 acres or more.
Drunken teenagers from a graduation party or drunken fat broads from a backyard wedding? I saw one fat broad walking around in what looked like a giant pink scotch brite/ chore boy pad for a dress. Couldn't figure that one out.
Bunch of tents.
The dog gets me up at 5:30 am to piss. Should be interesting.
If they throw a pineapple up on your front porch, I believe it means you've just been invited over.

It's FO time.
Enjoy looking into a reflection of your past. Tire ruts across your yard.
Missing bird bath. Several bodies recuperating under or in a tree.
Barf here and there. Lots of fun for sure. Bring your camera.
Pineapple, eh?

Could be worse. Naked fat chicks passed out on you lawn with condoms all over.

Fuck it go join in.
Camera is a must. If not, it didn't happen.
Originally Posted By denverdan:
Fuck it go join in.
Kids, I think.
If you wake up with a sore butt, you chose unwisely.
Fat girls in pink scotch brite outfits always mean bridesmaids. Always!
Originally Posted By GregR813:
Camera is a must. If not, it didn't happen.
There will be pics if they're passed out over here in the am, probably with a grumpy old Lab pissing on them.

Originally Posted By denverdan:
Fuck it go join in.
This. Be sure to take pics
Originally Posted By discworld717:
Fat girls in pink scotch brite outfits always mean bridesmaids. Always!
Really?
Originally Posted By Waldo:
Originally Posted By discworld717:
Fat girls in pink scotch brite outfits always mean bridesmaids. Always!
Really?
If you see a horrible vomit of pastel colors in a shape that resembles a curtain hastily made into dress on an unfortunate looking woman, then you have seen a bridesmaid. They may not be getting married next door. But soon, she will hear the call of her people, and with matching dyed pumps, clatter towards the nearest church.
Originally Posted By Waldo:
Originally Posted By discworld717:
Fat girls in pink scotch brite outfits always mean bridesmaids. Always!
Really?
Alternatively, TRG could have moved next door.
Where in OH??
Originally Posted By BigFellor:
Where in OH??
Across the street from Hudson, on the low
rent tax side of the road.
Originally Posted By discworld717:
If you see a horrible vomit of pastel colors in a shape that resembles a curtain hastily made into dress on an unfortunate looking woman, then you have seen a bridesmaid. They may not be getting married next door. But soon, she will hear the call of her people, and with matching dyed pumps, clatter towards the nearest church.
If there's "street pizza", the lab will be eating it.

go ugly early
Originally Posted By DieselEnterprises:

Never had a Lab, I take it.
make some noise at 5:31.
gunfire is good.
Originally Posted By LightningII:
make some noise at 5:31.
gunfire is good.
This.

Originally Posted By oldschool63:
go ugly early
hey, i have that shirt
Pic edt:

Originally Posted By Waldo:
Originally Posted By BigFellor:
Where in OH??
Across the street from Hudson, on the low
rent tax side of the road.
Wow Hudson has a low rent side ? I thought you were all stuck up snobbish rich folks up there.
I would have went over to the party and got some free drinks, a few laughs & pics then split but i'm from swamptown and not up to Hudson standards.
Originally Posted By denverdan:
Fuck it go join in.
Take a camera
OP is sleeping in. Must've joined in.

Originally Posted By Alembic:
OP is sleeping in. Must've joined in.

He's probably trapped under a fat chick.
so where the hell are the pics?
DAY 1
why didn't you bang any of the 18 year old sluts?
invite yourself
So much for the 0530 update
Seriously? 1540 and no updates?? Ban him!
Where's Waldo?

I guess he Fent...
DAY 2
Originally Posted By Chokey:
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Maybe he fell in love with a Glock Bridesmaid and can't show his face anymore?
This is an un-tag....
Originally Posted By notrega:
Originally Posted By Chokey:
DAY 2
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Well ?