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 What am I going to wake up to in the am?
Waldo  [Life Member]
6/16/2012 9:12:24 PM
Some kind of party next door. We're not really close as we are all on 3 acres or more.

Drunken teenagers from a graduation party or drunken fat broads from a backyard wedding? I saw one fat broad walking around in what looked like a giant pink scotch brite/ chore boy pad for a dress. Couldn't figure that one out.

Bunch of tents.

The dog gets me up at 5:30 am to piss. Should be interesting.


Lorax  [Team Member]
6/16/2012 9:14:25 PM
If they throw a pineapple up on your front porch, I believe it means you've just been invited over. It's FO time.
quarry_plinker  [Member]
6/16/2012 9:16:31 PM


Enjoy looking into a reflection of your past. Tire ruts across your yard.

Missing bird bath. Several bodies recuperating under or in a tree.

Barf here and there. Lots of fun for sure. Bring your camera.


Waldo  [Life Member]
6/16/2012 9:16:36 PM


Pineapple, eh?
THE_BUSHMAN  [Member]
6/16/2012 9:21:23 PM
Could be worse. Naked fat chicks passed out on you lawn with condoms all over.
denverdan  [Team Member]
6/16/2012 9:22:42 PM
Fuck it go join in.
GregR813  [Team Member]
6/16/2012 9:22:55 PM
Camera is a must. If not, it didn't happen.
Waldo  [Life Member]
6/16/2012 9:23:38 PM
Originally Posted By denverdan:
Fuck it go join in.


Kids, I think.

sel366  [Team Member]
6/16/2012 9:24:51 PM
If you wake up with a sore butt, you chose unwisely.
discworld717  [Team Member]
6/16/2012 9:32:14 PM
Fat girls in pink scotch brite outfits always mean bridesmaids. Always!
Waldo  [Life Member]
6/16/2012 9:32:24 PM
Originally Posted By GregR813:
Camera is a must. If not, it didn't happen.


There will be pics if they're passed out over here in the am, probably with a grumpy old Lab pissing on them.
jakoury256  [Team Member]
6/16/2012 9:33:14 PM
Originally Posted By denverdan:
Fuck it go join in.


This. Be sure to take pics
Waldo  [Life Member]
6/16/2012 9:33:26 PM
Originally Posted By discworld717:
Fat girls in pink scotch brite outfits always mean bridesmaids. Always!


Really?

discworld717  [Team Member]
6/16/2012 9:51:54 PM
Originally Posted By Waldo:
Originally Posted By discworld717:
Fat girls in pink scotch brite outfits always mean bridesmaids. Always!


Really?



If you see a horrible vomit of pastel colors in a shape that resembles a curtain hastily made into dress on an unfortunate looking woman, then you have seen a bridesmaid. They may not be getting married next door. But soon, she will hear the call of her people, and with matching dyed pumps, clatter towards the nearest church.
discworld717  [Team Member]
6/16/2012 9:52:59 PM
Originally Posted By Waldo:
Originally Posted By discworld717:
Fat girls in pink scotch brite outfits always mean bridesmaids. Always!


Really?



Alternatively, TRG could have moved next door.
BigFellor  [Team Member]
6/16/2012 9:53:03 PM
Where in OH??
Waldo  [Life Member]
6/16/2012 10:00:31 PM
Originally Posted By BigFellor:
Where in OH??



Across the street from Hudson, on the low rent tax side of the road.
Waldo  [Life Member]
6/16/2012 10:16:09 PM
Originally Posted By discworld717:

If you see a horrible vomit of pastel colors in a shape that resembles a curtain hastily made into dress on an unfortunate looking woman, then you have seen a bridesmaid. They may not be getting married next door. But soon, she will hear the call of her people, and with matching dyed pumps, clatter towards the nearest church.


If there's "street pizza", the lab will be eating it.




DieselEnterprises  [Member]
6/16/2012 10:23:56 PM
oldschool63  [Team Member]
6/16/2012 10:26:08 PM
go ugly early


Waldo  [Life Member]
6/16/2012 10:28:35 PM
Originally Posted By DieselEnterprises:


Never had a Lab, I take it.

LightningII  [Team Member]
6/16/2012 11:24:54 PM
make some noise at 5:31.
gunfire is good.
JmPnTX  [Team Member]
6/16/2012 11:27:15 PM
Originally Posted By LightningII:
make some noise at 5:31.
gunfire is good.


This.

Plasteredtex  [Team Member]
6/16/2012 11:34:17 PM
Originally Posted By oldschool63:
go ugly early




hey, i have that shirt

Pic edt:

Berserkr556  [Team Member]
6/16/2012 11:54:32 PM
Originally Posted By Waldo:
Originally Posted By BigFellor:
Where in OH??



Across the street from Hudson, on the low rent tax side of the road.


Wow Hudson has a low rent side ? I thought you were all stuck up snobbish rich folks up there.
I would have went over to the party and got some free drinks, a few laughs & pics then split but i'm from swamptown and not up to Hudson standards.
Bigshot64  [Team Member]
6/17/2012 8:36:09 AM
Originally Posted By denverdan:
Fuck it go join in.


Take a camera
Alembic  [Team Member]
6/17/2012 9:10:58 AM
OP is sleeping in. Must've joined in.
JerkStore  [Team Member]
6/17/2012 9:13:24 AM
Originally Posted By Alembic:
OP is sleeping in. Must've joined in.


He's probably trapped under a fat chick.
thorshammerblow  [Member]
6/17/2012 9:45:47 AM
so where the hell are the pics?
Chokey  [Life Member]
6/17/2012 9:46:33 AM
DAY 1
armoredsaint  [Team Member]
6/17/2012 9:46:41 AM
why didn't you bang any of the 18 year old sluts?
Natron11  [Member]
6/17/2012 10:05:24 AM
invite yourself
notrega  [Team Member]
6/17/2012 10:30:30 AM
So much for the 0530 update
BigFellor  [Team Member]
6/17/2012 3:37:14 PM
Seriously? 1540 and no updates?? Ban him!
discworld717  [Team Member]
6/17/2012 8:21:41 PM
Where's Waldo?
notrega  [Team Member]
6/18/2012 7:47:15 PM
I guess he Fent...
Chokey  [Life Member]
6/18/2012 8:23:33 PM
DAY 2
notrega  [Team Member]
6/19/2012 6:34:37 PM
Originally Posted By Chokey:
DAY 2



DAY 3

notrega  [Team Member]
6/19/2012 6:35:58 PM


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BigRedDog  [Team Member]
6/19/2012 7:05:19 PM
Maybe he fell in love with a Glock Bridesmaid and can't show his face anymore?
jeremyt  [Team Member]
6/20/2012 12:25:53 AM
This is an un-tag....
discworld717  [Team Member]
6/20/2012 12:28:32 AM
Originally Posted By notrega:
Originally Posted By Chokey:
DAY 2



DAY 3



DAY 4
Dagger41  [Team Member]
6/20/2012 12:28:39 AM
Well ?