Stolen from fellow member CheeseBeast in another thread and posting here for your enjoyment:
Magpul's Art of Tactical Pending Fatherhood.
In this training DVD we will cover the basics.
1. Apologizing and Maneuvering.
2. Getting your Wife out of your Workspace.
3. Tactical Responses to Estrogen Based Attack
4. Surviving The Lamaze Challenge.
5. Incorporating A Battle Based Approach To Birth
Volume II Art Of Tactical Fatherhood
Picks up where Volume 1 leaves off
5. Tactical Diaper Changes
6. Deploying baby suppressors (binkies).
7. Feeding Strategies
8. Sleep Deprivation Pitfalls
You forgot Vol. 2 comes with action figure for baby.