Stolen from fellow member CheeseBeast in another thread and posting here for your enjoyment:
Magpul's Art of Tactical Pending Fatherhood.
In this training DVD we will cover the basics.
Volume 1
1. Apologizing and Maneuvering.
2. Getting your Wife out of your Workspace.
3. Tactical Responses to Estrogen Based Attack
4. Surviving The Lamaze Challenge.
5. Incorporating A Battle Based Approach To Birth
Volume II Art Of Tactical Fatherhood
Picks up where Volume 1 leaves off
5. Tactical Diaper Changes
6. Deploying baby suppressors (binkies).
7. Feeding Strategies
8. Sleep Deprivation Pitfalls
Etc.
http://www.ar15.com/forums/t_1_75/1288929_Those_of_you_with_kids___WTF___Pregnant_wife_question_.html
You forgot Vol. 2 comes with action figure for baby.
