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Combat Garden Gnomes
2/7/2012 10:28:43 PM
Must have.
http://www.etsy.com/shop/thorssoli
Saw a post in GD a while back, and just happened to stumble back on to the website.
They ain't cheap, but you can get them unpainted at a discounted price.
The standing ones are just under a foot tall, and they weigh about four pounds.
The artist says that the next design in the pipeline is the FLAMETHROWER GNOME.
MUST CONTROL... VISA CARD OF DEATH........
HKO
http://www.etsy.com/shop/thorssoli
Saw a post in GD a while back, and just happened to stumble back on to the website.
They ain't cheap, but you can get them unpainted at a discounted price.
The standing ones are just under a foot tall, and they weigh about four pounds.
The artist says that the next design in the pipeline is the FLAMETHROWER GNOME.
MUST CONTROL... VISA CARD OF DEATH........
HKO
2/8/2012 7:39:07 AM
Cute and creepy all at the same time.
Just like the topic author!
Just like the topic author!
2/8/2012 8:47:05 AM
They are like the 'gangsta' gnomes in Larry Correia's Monster Hunter books. Except his gnomes carried full sized weapons.
2/8/2012 4:18:37 PM
Very cool me thinks.
2/9/2012 1:12:05 AM
These might not be a bad idea. My 6 yr old could move his battles into the yard & out of the living room.
2/10/2012 12:00:38 PM
My wife had some horrid looking gnomes in the landscape beds around our house.
I hated them.
I started placing them in sexually suggestive poses (gnome 69, gnome ATM, gnome buttsechs). It would take a couple days for her to notice.
And then one day, all the gnomes were gone.
As much as I like these manly gnomes, pretty sure we'll remain gnomeless at the 78 household.
I hated them.
I started placing them in sexually suggestive poses (gnome 69, gnome ATM, gnome buttsechs). It would take a couple days for her to notice.
And then one day, all the gnomes were gone.
As much as I like these manly gnomes, pretty sure we'll remain gnomeless at the 78 household.
2/10/2012 1:34:42 PM
I wonder how durable they are, I'd love a RPG one to take to the field when we shoot rockets.
