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 Shows That Are Actually WORSE Than Sons of Guns.
34ID11B  [Member]
3/15/2012 1:27:12 AM
I know you all have a level of hatred for SOG that borders on mental imbalance, but there are worse shows, as I will demonstrate...

in no particular order-

  1. White-trash, Douchebag the Bounty Hunter

  2. White-trash, Inbred Exterminator

  3. Real Time with Cockface Mahr (I may have misspelled his last name, but I don't have enough respect for the puke to bother looking)

  4. Rachael Madcow

  5. Everything else on MSNBC

  6. 19 Kids and Still Breeding Even Though Her Uterus HAS to be About to Fall Out. I would say that it is probably shriveled up by now, but in reality, it's probably stretched out to the size of a hot-air balloon. I mean, having sex with her must be like screwing a tractor tire- A LOOOONG was from side to side and dry and scratchy when you get there.

soldier65  [Member]
3/15/2012 8:45:24 AM
19 kids and still counting,... that must be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway.
As I've heard said before. " It's a vagina, not a clown car."
amaixner  [Member]
3/15/2012 9:24:41 AM
If they can support 'em, they can have em. Beats the heck out of the 19 million who keep having kids they can't support or raise.
FS2000GUY  [Team Member]
3/15/2012 10:11:15 AM
Drawing a blank here.................
Bettendorf  [Team Member]
3/15/2012 11:44:13 AM
"Big world, small people" or whatever it is is going to start a new season of cheerful midget music.
septic-tank13  [Team Member]
3/15/2012 11:55:22 AM
Originally Posted By amaixner:
If they can support 'em, they can have em. Beats the heck out of the 19 million who keep having kids they can't support or raise.


no kidding... it is almost become the DUTY of good men and women here in america to reproduce themselves with good children so we can out number the dipshits and illegals...

river_rat  [Member]
3/15/2012 12:46:05 PM
Originally Posted By septic-tank13:

no kidding... it is almost become the DUTY of good men and women here in america to reproduce themselves with good children so we can out number the dipshits and illegals...



I am not so sure that is possible!
Iowaredneck  [Team Member]
3/15/2012 7:23:12 PM
American Guns is pretty bad with the the 2 fake boobed turkey necked bimbos
capt4903  [Member]
3/15/2012 9:46:02 PM
Lizard Lick towing is about the biggest P.O.S. on cable....even worse, those scripted events are on "TRU-TV".....
soldier65  [Member]
3/16/2012 8:23:42 AM
Swamp people... filmed in America and still has to be subtitled.
septic-tank13  [Team Member]
3/16/2012 8:42:39 AM
Originally Posted By soldier65:
Swamp people... filmed in America and still has to be subtitled.

Now that's funny...
Strongarm66  [Team Member]
3/16/2012 11:27:46 AM
Originally Posted By soldier65:
Swamp people... filmed in America and still has to be subtitled.


You may need a translator to understand the Cajun language, but if you've ever been around those folks, most of them are hard working and won't take handouts from the government........unlike a shit ton of other folks in this country that I can't understand either.
river_rat  [Member]
3/16/2012 2:38:10 PM
Originally Posted By Strongarm66:
Originally Posted By soldier65:
Swamp people... filmed in America and still has to be subtitled.


You may need a translator to understand the Cajun language, but if you've ever been around those folks, most of them are hard working and won't take handouts from the government........unlike a shit ton of other folks in this country that I can't understand either.


Absolutely! Cajuns are a special slice of American life. For the most part they do take care of their selves and do not want much of anything to do with the government.
34ID11B  [Member]
3/16/2012 5:07:06 PM
Originally Posted By soldier65:
Swamp people... filmed in America and still has to be subtitled.

Maybe I shouldn't say this out loud, but I can understand them without the subtitles.
BobRoberts  [Team Member]
3/16/2012 5:27:52 PM

Originally Posted By 34ID11B:
Originally Posted By soldier65:
Swamp people... filmed in America and still has to be subtitled.

Maybe I shouldn't say this out loud, but I can understand them without the subtitles.
Well thats cause you fought in the Battle of New Orleans under Colonel Jackson

34ID11B  [Member]
3/16/2012 5:31:13 PM
Originally Posted By BobRoberts:
Originally Posted By 34ID11B:
Originally Posted By soldier65:
Swamp people... filmed in America and still has to be subtitled.

Maybe I shouldn't say this out loud, but I can understand them without the subtitles.
Well thats cause you fought in the Battle of New Orleans under Colonel Jackson

Oh yeah, I forgot about that; getting old and memory slipping and all.
'Tis a bitch.
river_rat  [Member]
3/16/2012 10:29:09 PM
Originally Posted By 34ID11B:
Originally Posted By soldier65:
Swamp people... filmed in America and still has to be subtitled.

Maybe I shouldn't say this out loud, but I can understand them without the subtitles.


Troy can be a little tough at times.
Strongarm66  [Team Member]
3/16/2012 11:40:50 PM
Originally Posted By river_rat:
Originally Posted By 34ID11B:
Originally Posted By soldier65:
Swamp people... filmed in America and still has to be subtitled.

Maybe I shouldn't say this out loud, but I can understand them without the subtitles.


Troy can be a little tough at times.


Choot'm agin Clint! You hit'm in da beak!!
Gifters  [Member]
3/17/2012 1:50:08 PM
I don't mind SOG or AG, I can watch them however shows like Toddlers in Tiaras and Dance Moms I have a deep hate for... even though they might be favorites for some of my "customers" at work
soldier65  [Member]
3/17/2012 2:27:40 PM
Originally Posted By 34ID11B:
Originally Posted By soldier65:
Swamp people... filmed in America and still has to be subtitled.

Maybe I shouldn't say this out loud, but I can understand them without the subtitles.


I can too, I had a cajun lad in my squad at Hood long ago, and a good friend of mine was married to a Cajun woman.
JoelAC89  [Team Member]
3/17/2012 8:40:15 PM
It isn't any real surprise that there are worse shows than SoG... but they deserve our hatred the most.

They take something very dear to all of us, and make it look like it's only a bunch of stupid tards do it that like to sleep with rats... The way "Gun owners" are portrayed on that show is terrible, the amount of misinformation is insane and they manage to make Septic look like a skilled Gun Smith.




The next time I hear someone repeat something they heard on SoG thats incorrect, I'm going to pee on them
MarkRSims  [Member]
3/19/2012 3:03:27 PM
Originally Posted By river_rat:
Originally Posted By 34ID11B:
Originally Posted By soldier65:
Swamp people... filmed in America and still has to be subtitled.

Maybe I shouldn't say this out loud, but I can understand them without the subtitles.


Troy can be a little tough at times.

Not for me. Mom's a Landry. He's a cousin on my Mom's side.
Utopia  [Member]
3/19/2012 7:41:11 PM
I thought jay Paul was going to kick that poachers ass the other night!
34ID11B  [Member]
3/19/2012 8:11:01 PM
Originally Posted By MarkRSims:
Originally Posted By river_rat:
Originally Posted By 34ID11B:
Originally Posted By soldier65:
Swamp people... filmed in America and still has to be subtitled.

Maybe I shouldn't say this out loud, but I can understand them without the subtitles.

Troy can be a little tough at times.

Not for me. Mom's a Landry. He's a cousin on my Mom's side.

So, you're that damned Yank they talk about.
river_rat  [Member]
3/20/2012 1:13:36 PM
Originally Posted By 34ID11B:
Originally Posted By MarkRSims:
Originally Posted By river_rat:
Originally Posted By 34ID11B:
Originally Posted By soldier65:
Swamp people... filmed in America and still has to be subtitled.

Maybe I shouldn't say this out loud, but I can understand them without the subtitles.

Troy can be a little tough at times.

Not for me. Mom's a Landry. He's a cousin on my Mom's side.

So, you're that damned Yank they talk about.


You need to make a guest appearance one day.
pathfinder74  [Team Member]
3/21/2012 6:51:24 PM
This show does for guns what American Choppers does for motorcycles... turning a good thing into a piece of trash... and adding the element of "I gets to be on the teevee" moron drama. I fucking hate these shows and every other reality show.

Over the last year I've lost my taste for just about everything on TV all together. I either fall asleep or get so bored I play games on my iPhone. Even shows that should be awesome like Walking Dead bore me to tears.

and stupid me... I just bought another TV. For what I have no idea.
34ID11B  [Member]
3/21/2012 7:42:33 PM
I've been grooving on "The Big Bang Theory" lately.
I'm a bit of a science nerd, so that probably helps, but I really enjoy the show.
pathfinder74  [Team Member]
3/21/2012 7:49:48 PM

Originally Posted By 34ID11B:
I've been grooving on "The Big Bang Theory" lately.
I'm a bit of a science nerd, so that probably helps, but I really enjoy the show.

I'd like to travel back in time and drown all of those people in a tub when they were infants.
except the chick... I'd have sex with her, then drown her in the tub... but not in the past when she was an infant... just far enough back before the show started.

Cargo  [Team Member]
3/22/2012 10:52:11 AM

Originally Posted By pathfinder74:

Originally Posted By 34ID11B:
I've been grooving on "The Big Bang Theory" lately.
I'm a bit of a science nerd, so that probably helps, but I really enjoy the show.

I'd like to travel back in time and drown all of those people in a tub when they were infants.
except the chick... I'd have sex with her, then drown her in the tub... but not in the past when she was an infant... just far enough back before the show started.


You got some anger issues man. If you get that ticked off, I advise you to not watch them. I am not a fan of Borat, so guess what, I don't watch his movies.
JoelAC89  [Team Member]
3/22/2012 11:41:50 AM
Originally Posted By pathfinder74:
This show does for guns what American Choppers does for motorcycles... turning a good thing into a piece of trash... and adding the element of "I gets to be on the teevee" moron drama. I fucking hate these shows and every other reality show.

Over the last year I've lost my taste for just about everything on TV all together. I either fall asleep or get so bored I play games on my iPhone. Even shows that should be awesome like Walking Dead bore me to tears.

and stupid me... I just bought another TV. For what I have no idea.


I'm with ya on the first part... good new shows are very hard to find. Most are either cop shows that are way unbelievable or some asinine reality show.

I'd advise checking out White collar, rescue me (just finished watching season one), Justified, and chuck... those will keep you busy for a while.
pathfinder74  [Team Member]
3/22/2012 4:57:53 PM
Rescue was good... for the good stuff.But they could have condensed that into about 2 less seasons to make it better. I can only take so much crazy girlfriend, bitch ex-wife, and drunk idiot daughter... and gay fireman.

Everything with the FD was good. The drama BS got out of hand.

I'll look into Chuck.

I need to check out The Wire and Sleeper Cell. Heard those were good.

Tried Dexter... didn't really do much for me.
Tried Spartacus. didn't really keep me demanding more.
Sitcoms are ok... but most of them are so whiny and liberal.
Cop and lawyer shows are actually about the better shows, despite the unrealism.
Reality shows... I wish there were a show about a serial killer that murdered casts of reality shows. I would pay more for that as long as it only lasted a season or two and was as violent as Spartacus.
soldier65  [Member]
3/22/2012 5:05:40 PM
there is a new one now about the duck hunting family from Louisiana. I am wrking up a proposal for TLC to do one on a Farming family in Iowa, just trying to figure out how to make Tilling, Planting and Harvesting corn and beans. The wife and I are also planning one about ourselves. Calling it the "Normals". I'll come home from work in the morning, go to bed, she'll go to work and our daughter will go to school. No drama, just 8 hours of me sleeping in bed and the dog sleeping on the couch, edited down to one hour. Should be a hit, cause I snore and so does the dog.
JoelAC89  [Team Member]
3/22/2012 6:45:40 PM
Originally Posted By pathfinder74:
Rescue was good... for the good stuff.But they could have condensed that into about 2 less seasons to make it better. I can only take so much crazy girlfriend, bitch ex-wife, and drunk idiot daughter... and gay fireman.

Everything with the FD was good. The drama BS got out of hand.

I'll look into Chuck.

I need to check out The Wire and Sleeper Cell. Heard those were good.

Tried Dexter... didn't really do much for me.
Tried Spartacus. didn't really keep me demanding more.
Sitcoms are ok... but most of them are so whiny and liberal.
Cop and lawyer shows are actually about the better shows, despite the unrealism.
Reality shows... I wish there were a show about a serial killer that murdered casts of reality shows. I would pay more for that as long as it only lasted a season or two and was as violent as Spartacus.

DUDE SPOILER ALERT

Chuck is a pretty good light hearted comedy... And Yvonne Strahovski is a 15/10

I got to the end of Season 1 of dexter and couldnt take anymore. Watched about 10 minutes of Spartacus had to stop.

If you like the Cop shows check out White Collar. Of the law enforcement shows I've watched it seems to be the most real... when it comes to solving crimes.